It always feels like it's been far too long since we've been presented with a great ass shot from Jessica Biel. The reward is like catching a deadly Mexican staring frog from Southern Sri Lanka on camera, only it's an even bigger deal. Getting brisk out on the beach in Puerto Rico, Biel's wondrous rump doesn't disappoint. She even has the wet transparency in the long-sleeve shirt going on. Yup, it's a classic Jessica Biel double-feature. No knowing why her main squeeze JT is absent here, but he should let her splash around alone in the ocean more often. I know he's this super pop star icon or whatever, but how could he pull himself away from that? Even for 5 minutes? Why wouldn't he superglue his hands to that thing and pretend it was a happy accident? Pshh, pop stars, man.